A lightweight, clean-lined tee dripping with the sweetest sarcasm — a woman mid-facepalm sits above 'please. explain it slower.' in bold lettering, the universal reaction to one more unsolicited explanation.

Breathable Airlume combed cotton keeps you cool on busy days and restless nights. The retail fit and classic crew neckline layer easily under a jacket or pair with jeans for an everyday look that reads quick-witted, dry, and one step ahead of the lecture.

Wear it for the next unsolicited explanation — or gift it to the woman whose patience is a performance. She already knows. She's just being polite about it.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)

- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention

- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit and garment stability

- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified compliance

- Prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant sleeve and label artwork

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean