{"product_id":"highly-opinionated-rarely-wrong-hoodie-funny-sarcastic-tarot-graphic-hooded-sweatshirt-women-cozy-celestial-mystic-pullover","title":"Highly Opinionated, Rarely Wrong Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eA cozy, heavyweight hooded sweatshirt for the woman with a strong take and the receipts to back it — a vintage celestial tarot card, a ringed hand rising from the clouds with one finger raised, framed by stars and moons over 'highly opinionated, rarely wrong.' \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton with a broken-in vintage feel, a roomy relaxed fit, and a front pouch pocket make it the layer you'll live in on slow mornings and cool nights. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it when your opinion wasn't a request — or gift it to the friend who's always right and never quiet about it. The cards have spoken. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComfort Colors 1467 garment-dyed hooded sweatshirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e· 100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e· heavyweight ~9.5 oz · relaxed fit, front pouch pocket, drop shoulder, soft pigment-dyed finish\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e· sizes S–3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe do this to make people happy. So if you are unhappy in any way please let me know so we can do whatever in my power to change that! Please let me know ASAP (within 30 days) of when you received it and we would be happy to exchange it for what it was you were hoping for. All we ask is that you pay the return shipping label. Thank you in advance!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAny other questions feel free to message us! We appreciate you stopping by and hope to become a favorite of yours :)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Artwork was created using AI-assisted design tools and then edited\/curated by me for the final print-ready design.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗧𝗶𝗱b𝗶𝘁𝘀:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐️ Orders ship in 1-3 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐️ Need your item sooner? 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