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Eat the Damn Cake Die-Cut Sticker (Green)
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Fast ShippingTrail ReadyA cheeky, retro-style die-cut sticker that says “Eat the damn cake” in bold, layered green lettering. It’s the kind of small, funny reminder that brightens a laptop corner, water bottle, or planner—a playful nudge to stop overthinking and enjoy the moment. The matte finish keeps glare low and the soft silhouette blends with whatever surface you stick it to. Weather-ready and printed with eco-friendly inks, it travels with you from desk to campsite without losing its color. Lightweight and easy to apply, this sticker becomes a tiny statement piece that sparks smiles and starts conversations.
Product features
- Premium water-resistant vinyl for reliable adhesion on very smooth surfaces (e.g., glass)
- Matte finish for a smooth, low-glare look
- UV protective laminate rated 5+ years in all weather conditions
- Eco-friendly inks and water-resistant material suitable for indoor and outdoor use
- Easy-peel backing; note: very fine, closely spaced detail may be cut into single shapes
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
- Non-chlorine bleach only as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron on low–medium; do not iron directly on the print
- Do not dry clean
Every piece is printed to order and ships in 1–3 business days from our shop in Texas, with tracking on every order. Need it sooner? Choose Priority Mail Express at checkout. Shipping is calculated at checkout.
If something isn't right, message us within 30 days of delivery and we'll happily exchange it — we just ask that you cover the return shipping label.