Don't Touch Hoodie

Don't Touch Hoodie

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Soft, light, and quietly witty — this hoodie brings garden humor to cozy afternoons. The natural-cream fabric and simple line-drawn plants feel hand-drawn, while the small red “don’t touch.” text gives it a sly, protective voice. Wear it to tend pots on a breezy balcony, water your succulents with care, or curl up with a mug and a plant-care book.

The relaxed cut, jersey-lined hood, and breathable cotton keep movement easy and temperature balanced. It’s a subtle statement piece for people who know their plants (and their boundaries).

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, print-ready surface

- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) for comfortable layering

- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for added comfort and style

- OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes and member of US Cotton Trust Protocol

- Rolled forward shoulders and relaxed fit for increased mobility and casual wear

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out
  • Non-chlorine bleach only as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Iron on low–medium; do not iron directly on the print
  • Do not dry clean

Every piece is printed to order and ships in 1–3 business days from our shop in Texas, with tracking on every order. Need it sooner? Choose Priority Mail Express at checkout. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

If something isn't right, message us within 30 days of delivery and we'll happily exchange it — we just ask that you cover the return shipping label.

Don't Touch Hoodie
Don't Touch Hoodie